slavery:

retiredjesus:

hi im Josh and my blog is retiredjesus, i run a humor blog. yea you should go check it out!
follow my instagram @jawssh

omg you are so hot

ih8frnkiero:

if you’re a cute boy and you put your hand on my lower back for literally any reason, I will melt

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

gloomyteens:

ouvrebouteille:

 

ruinedchildhood:

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

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clannyfenton:

in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”

worship-the-emenator-because-she:

sluttytobias:

sluttytobias:

what did earth say to the other planets?

wow. you guys have no life.

oh my god

kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?
wannabebandkid:


voovoov:

sniikt:

tell me it’s not only me

and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable

I call it the fidget bar because I always bounce my leg on it