onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

whoredinarygirl:

applying for college

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literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.
zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care