annniiia:

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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

itslonaquisha:


colleenismybae:

On picture day how I think I look like vs how i actually look like

how is she the same person

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great


dumb ass loaf of bread

dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

Just because I like this picture